Take two weightlifters. 🏋️‍♂️
Remove the ball. ⚽❌
Remove the rules. 📜❌
Leave only the acceleration and health insurance. 🚑💸

Runnation is the only sport where the game plan sounds like this:
"Okay, brother, on the count of three—unconscious?" 🤯

⚠️ Competitions are gathering more and more spectators, while doctors warn that brain concussions and neck and spine fractures will be "common" consequences of this sport.

Runnation is when evolution goes like this:
"I've been trying for 200,000 years..." 🦴
And people go like, "What if I just accelerate and crash?" 💨💥